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WINNER Dave’s Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2024
As seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport, and ITV, Mark Simmons is a ‘master of one-liners.’ His 200+ date debut tour was not only a sell-out success but also spanned the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand.
Now, Mark returns in 2026 with Jest To Impress, a brand-new show packed with razor-sharp one-liners. Additionally, his quick-witted, off-the-cuff jokes – based on audience suggestions – ensure every show is unique.
Meanwhile, his hit podcast, Jokes With Mark Simmons, continues to attract big names. Guests such as Gary Delaney, Sarah Millican, Milton Jones, and even Penn & Teller join him to discuss jokes that, for one reason or another, didn’t quite work.
All things considered, Mark’s sharp humour guarantees an unforgettable night of comedy.
Recipient of Victoria Wood Panel Prize Fringe 2023UK Comics’ Comic 2022 – Best ActRUNNER UP DAVE’s Top 10 Jokes of the Fringe 2022
‘Master of the crisp, clean, one-line zinger’★★★★ Evening Standard
‘A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke writing’★★★★ Chortle
‘Master of one-liners…his show consists of literally one liner after one liner, with one or two breaks for the audience to catch their breath before another assault on the laughter and muscles with the next segment’★★★★ One4Review
‘Absolutely hilarious’★★★★ The Scotsman

Description

Brewery Arts Centre stands as a significant cultural anchor in Kendal, a thriving arts organisation with a legacy spanning over fifty years. It functions as a dynamic hub for the North West, consistently delivering an inspiring programme of events and creative learning opportunities.

Within its historic walls, the atmosphere is one of understated sophistication. The blend of original brewery brickwork with contemporary design elements creates an inviting environment, where the subtle scent of old stone and polished wood lingers. Performance spaces are designed to offer clear sightlines and a warm, detailed sound, ensuring an intimate connection between audience and artistry.

Beyond the main performance areas, the centre encompasses tranquil gardens, two modern cinemas, a digital lounge, and a well-appointed bar and restaurant. Accessibility is a considered aspect, with facilities such as wheelchair spaces and induction loops available in its cinema screens. The bar and restaurant provide a relaxed setting for coffee, drinks, and meals, extending the visitor experience beyond scheduled events.

The programming here is broad, encompassing theatre, live music, comedy, film screenings, and exhibitions. It also hosts a range of lectures, dance performances, and creative learning courses for all ages. The centre is also a recognised venue for major festivals, contributing to the region's cultural calendar.