Safe As Milk Promotions proudly presents

The 'BRING THE JOYS' Tour

Featuring the magnificent musical talents of Professor Elemental, Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer and Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. as they embark on their maiden voyage together. Prepare to be dazzled by feats of unequalled lyrical wizardry and razor-sharp wit as the crown princes of Chap Hop bring smiles to all those fortunate enough to obtain a ticket for this spectacular event. Get those knees up and the kettle on; things are about to get a little bit splendid.
https://mrbthegentlemanrhymer.bandzoogle.com/
https://www.professorelemental.com/
https://tombwild.com/

Sunday 3rd May 2026
Esquires, Bedford
Doors 7.30pm
Tickets £15 ADV STBF 

Description

Here at Esquires, we have three bars each offering something different. Over nearly 3 decades , the 250 capacity Main Stage has played host to some of the UK’s biggest bands. Muse, Coldplay, Franz Ferdinand, Elbow, Biffy Clyro, The Libertines, Wolf Alice, Royal Blood, Alt-J, Bloc Party, and Enter Shikari have all graced our little stage. And we’re still the place to catch the stars of tomorrow today…

Esquires’ Bar is open Wednesday to Sunday and offers a friendly atmosphere, although it can get competitive around the pool table! Every Wednesday night is our always popular ‘Jam Session’ (with full backline), so bring along an instrument and join in. Additionally, there’s free live music most Fridays and Saturdays, along with the now legendary ‘Sunday Sessions’.

And finally Holy Moly’s with regular gigs, club nights and acoustic sessions. Don’t forget to check out our two guardian angels, Jimi and John, on the stained glass windows. Holy Moly’s is also available for private hire, please call us on (01234) 340120.

Fiercely independent and alternative. No dress code, no idiots.

Age Policy: All gigs at Esquires are 16+. If you look young for your age, bring ID! 14-15 year olds can attend only if accompanied by their parent / legal guardian. Club Nights downstairs on a Friday / Saturday are strictly 18+.