We do songs about love, sex and death. And taxes.

We're no good at all the stuff that most bands generally do like, I dunno, staying in one place or in tune or whatever. In fact, if there's any way we can play on the floor with the crowd, rather than being up on a stage, that suits us just fine.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!
Whatever you do, DON'T book THE PAPASHANGOS for ANY gigs ANYWHERE.

Why? Where do I start...
They're noisy and uncouth. They make a racket and leave a mess. They call themselves a #punkrockmayhem band, so you'd probably expect them to be all leather and studs and mohawks, right? Nope. Not these bozos. They fill venues with balloons and confetti and force audience members to wear ponchos and dance.
They even serenade individual people in the crowd! Innocent people, who've probably strayed into the show by mistake, or whatever!